jopepa @ jopepa @lemmy.world

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If you’re being honest with yourself what would you rate that one?

S-tier joke from an S-tier dad. Understands the nuances of gender fluidity enough to say “non-binary” and bravely navigates the potential mine field of making a pronouns joke without looking like a jerk. Flawless dad.

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I think there’s a good risk enough people on the left and right would frame these checks for different reasons and not cash them.

This is insane one minute we’re talking about typos then some time traveling dingus pops in says he’s the personification of “to be” doesn’t have any future Q-tips to prove their timeline and suddenly I’m on trail for what? It’s a kangaroo court.

Yeah, besides our tight jeans make us look youthful and bulgy.

Let’s not get lawyers involved

“Was”

Like some far-er distant future where we have cotton swaps the size of our elbows? Be real this is sci fi not fantasy.

Then it’s just gross any way you’d flip the lid.

Here’s hoping it’s the white hat hacker type who watched Last Week Tonight and is more concerned about the upper management employees.

That’s hilarious. If they released a Mystery Science Theater type of series with kids commentary I’d cash in all my pto binging all that unexpected nonsense.

In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

Is that color common? What’s it taste like?

“Hey fuckface play Holiday in Cambodia on this harp and we’ll let you in.”

*St. Peter crosses his fingers

I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

Begs the question what were your wrong reactions on first viewing?

I wouldn’t say that’s part of the job, though.

Most people just refuse to bring their work home. Every bartender I know prefers rubbing alcohol over the fancy stuff.

The 6th mother sauce, sugary milk