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  • After all why not? Why shouldn’t a stretch 5 feet?

  • According to Apple, the update includes a fix for an issue that prevented access to motion data for apps that use the Movement Disorder API to track tremors and symptoms associated with Parkinson's disease.

    The meat of the article.

  • I’m not entirely sure but it always seems like a in-game time of day thing to me. In one of my worlds I used to leave to swamps in the morning and return at nightfall and that would put the wind on my side but if I reversed the times the wind would be against me.

  • When you take your mate to the shared toilet for a turd and tug.

  • Her boss music would definitely have an angelic choir singing “I want to destroy the manager” in Latin.

  • Yes officer, I’d like to charge this phone with battery.

  • Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.

  • And also like the dad… starting to think OP is from a very “tight knit” small town.

  • Is the satellite function free to use? I haven’t read into it and it’s super convenient for its use cases but also seems like it would cost a lot to maintain contracts and backend for the feature.

  • Anything that makes Pauline Hanson angry is probably the right decision.

  • And practice on a hotdog first or you’ll tear it right off/start a bushfire.

  • Imagine if they started displaying ads based on data collected from your car.

    GPS route is 2hrs long and late in the afternoon? Here’s restaurants on the way.

    Travelling on Valentine’s Day? Here’s gift shops near you.

    Don’t forget you’re due for a service! Here’s a nearby authorised service centre and while you’re there; it doesn’t look like you’ve used your window wipers for a while, might be worth asking them to check before rainy season gets here!

    E: To be clear: this is some boring dystopia bs and I don’t want it.

  • Jesus?

    Jump
  • I’m doing my part! (And that’s all I’m doing 🥲)

  • Apollo had an option for exactly that and it was so good.

  • It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.

  • First intergalactic game of Goon of Fortune.

  • “Satellites on the piss up there, needs to get its shit sorted.”

  • It was interesting to see a jarring divide between similar communities on identical topics. I used to follow /r/Australia and /r/auspol (I think that’s what it was called) and the same news could be posted in both subs with a huge variation on answers. I used it as a way to experience different viewpoints but someone whose only exposure is to one of those subs would only see one type of viewpoint regularly.

  • Hey now, don’t bully the meme. Pretty sure it’s under 18 pixels which makes it a minor.