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He/Him. Just another human.

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I see Mr. Musk has started using intracerebrally.

[Movie Narrator] His plan was to take them down, one by one. His first challenge? Himself. [Loud Actiony Music]

Bill Murray would become stuck in time, forced to relive the same day for what could be decades or centuries. Slowly he'd use this time to become a better person, a kinder person, a person capable of both loving and being loved. Ultimately, he'd find reprieve in the arms of his soulmate.

Phil, the goddamned weather hamster would still have six more weeks of being dead.

The owner brought the TV to the ER, where we are now.

The menu.

Apple tech is a prison just like any other cloud "the customer is the product" tech. The bars just happen to have a better UX.

Her body, her choice. Had to live with the consequences either way. She's a badass in my book.

Use Tailscale, for the most part it's pretty transparent. As long as all the magic DNS stuff is setup correctly, I can access all my internal services by name and it just works.

Where's an open window when you need one... :-/

Sounds like a good way to ensure it's neither efficient or economic. I've come to expect nothing less from Trump's policy suggestions.

They use to say television rots the brain, but now it's clear that television just rots.

See, if anything, I think it demonstrates that most people are annoying.. Even after just a few seconds.

This is a perfectly executed shower thought. No notes.

That may be, but I doubt many Cybertruck owners would want to make it less clear they own a Cybertruck.

Pepper it with absolutely wrong or illogical information. I mean, you know, more than the usual amount.

Wonderful metaphor. Although it's hard to suspend disbelief in a story about Trump wanting to / knowing how to play video games. He strikes me as the type that'll buy an arcade but never set foot in it. And then remove all that is good about it and fill it with ticket games.

A fellow greendale alum. Streets ahead!

Abort, Retry, or Fail. But all at the same time.

Makes sense. It sure as shit didn't have any real intelligence.

Olympic athletes are on strict diets. They no longer have such dietary requirements once they've won.