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  • Houseplants: "man I really don't vibe with this dirt" *dies*
    Wildplants: "what dirt?"

  • Aight thanks for the heads up

  • They just need to paint the toenails red and they'll be able to hide anywhere

  • Have you tried 12 hours?

  • Bruh
    I'd be jumping on the ceiling with 700 AUD. The hell is he gonna do with 7000000000000 USD?

  • Cow tools

  • Nah that quote's from the foreword, he's talking about himself

  • Hey I think you mistyped "iPhone 27 plus pro max premium giga ultra: enjoy what android's had for years"

  • Clunky as in flatpak run io.neovim.nvim instead of just nvim

  • Some people don't like it because it uses a bit more storage and can start a bit slower, (I think) they can't be used for system packages, and I've also had some issues with theming

  • It's basically prophecy at this point

  • "Because never in my entire childhood did I feel like a child. I felt like a person all along - the same person that I am today. I never felt that I spoke childishly. I never felt that my emotions and desires were somehow less real than adult emotions and desires."
    —Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game

  • Yeah that last one about the kids making the bike ramp happened a fair few (~7?) years ago and all the signs are still there

  • It's not that they basically don't work, they pretty much don't work full stop. Most of my experience with them was in ios 12 but even in 16 they're still crap

  • "Why don't kids play outside nowadays" Look out the window. What outside? How do they play there? They could go to a park, but how do they get there? They could play in the city, but would that be safe? They could go bush, but how? They could play around the neighbourhood, and then what, make a tiny bike ramp by digging and gathering a bit of dirt from a drain and then get reported and then have the council send letters to everyone living in the area to ask if they'd seen the kids and if so please say who they are and then put up signs saying that the area (ie the big drain they got the dirt from and the bit about it) may be under surveillance despite there not really being anywhere to put cameras? (that last one is a true story from where I live btw)

  • ”Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”
    — some fella on the internet

  • Out of spells, but not out of shells

  • Hello there

  • The octonauts are secretly the HYDRA youth recruitment division

  • No worries, I should've been more specific in my comment