Beefalo @ jayrodtheoldbod @midwest.social

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Honestly, I would expect spike traps, those might be deadly indefinitely

He saw them coming from a thousand years away.

It's a good little week for the sciences, isn't it?

Transport Fever 2, because I can ride da choo choos

It's super chill and relaxing, you just have to ignore the rest of your empire falling into ruin

Yahoo Finance managed to make itself real damn useful, and that's one of the most lucrative ad markets, if not THE most lucrative.

When I woke my Yahoo Mail account from its ancient slumber, everything was in Spanish for some reason, and I expect that reason is that they expanded outside the US and have a large user base in South America, where Yahoo probably doesn't look as dead. "Free email" goes even farther when your country doesn't get to have the world's reserve currency. So Yahoo just defaulted to Spanish for accounts until I had to tell it I'm a gringo.

Americans really do have a hard time remembering the rest of the globe exists, but our companies don't, so a lot of companies that seem "dead" are just really active outside the US.

So yeah, somebody is still using Yahoo News. Quite a lot of somebodies, actually. Even Americans. Especially Americans. They hooked us with real nice stock market quotes and such. That's how you reel a Yankee back in, make it easy to see that revenue trend at a glance.

gonna go with Mr Beast on account of I know who that is

sooo many elections get won this way

These are so bad that it makes me wonder if they're careful acts of parody

That was a lot of information I gotta look up the Whatsapp remix

Aw yeah, this one makes no sense at all, I think that was Stephen Universe in there, good shit

EVERYBODY is hopping on the AI bandwagon

Team Shorts Everywhere sharing their pain.

You're a slave, buddy! Other people decide when you can eat! Nope! Can't go outside and forage, either! It's one big jail for you.

You shoulda tried the monkey's paw instead, but I guess you couldn't know that.

It looks very much like two guys with no moderation deciding to make sublemmies at each other, which is why it seems so contradictory

This is a good time to point out that Lemmy is crawling with tankies who would probably love to encourage your tendency to do nothing. Keep shaming them for voting. Keep calling them stupid and hopeless for doing the only thing they can feasibly do without getting shot by police. Give them nothing, and keep it up.

So, you know, maybe ignore this bullshit.

Fuck sake.

Yeah, Kenshi is pretty much the answer unless OP has already played Kenshi so much that they're a god now and they're hoping for the next thing.

Canadian flag intact, a wholesome sight.

Maybe I know too much but as soon as I see Team Fortress I already know it's gay.

You need to take all that text off and change it, so it says "gamers" because you fuckin wish crypto would stay crashed and nothing else would come along, no, here's AI, and crypto won't die, you are never going to buy a GPU for a reasonable price, again, unless you want to overpay for the one that's only good for 1080p, still.

NFTs don't care if they were a fad for chumps, I know damn well who's doing all the sobbing and shaking.

I pretty much never wash my feet in the shower