Beefalo @ jayrodtheoldbod @midwest.social

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Be glad they haven't noticed all the Programmer Socks yet

He went and saw Barbie.

That's a bummer, hang in there Mastodon, keep bloomscrollin

Hopefully a massive influx of Twitter jerks doesn't kill what makes Mastodon a nice place in the first place.

Well, the can has corn on it for some reason, so they can't help it.

The true spirit of shitposting washing over me, coating me in some sort of grease

bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more

I'm so happy that the person who made this didn't actually know what an Arby's is at all. Have an Arbytrary day

They need him to play Agatha Christy in a biopic about her life. He should go full method.

I wonder how all that's going. I don't care enough to check, but last I heard all the ugly monkey pictures were worth zero and the entire market had finally imploded, but these things do limp on and on, trying to turn your driver's license into some horrible new kind of shackle.

The only winners of the debacle were the two women who managed to turn the memes about them into fuck you money, and they were never seen on the blockchain again. Sometimes I wish I was actually good at capitalism, you really don't need a job if you are, money just kinda falls from the sky for you. Sigh.

I spend too much time online, scrolling past this like ah, yes, some casual freak shit, perfectly normal reading material for an evening. Wonder who ZeroTwo is? Probably a pokemon he wants to fuck, but I'll enjoy the mystery. No need to google this one. Garcon, another post, pls.

I should be outside talking to people, really.

Welp, fellas, I think we have our first Lemmy meme straight from our own mines, I ain't seen't the like elsewhere, that's for certain.

Now that the tone has been set I hope everyone's ready to get fricken weird with it.

so few are brave enough to keep the phrase real. Drake would absolutely stomp his poop down the shower drain, that is some real Drake shit.

Justin Beaver

pulls up to this post and begins to warm my hands. once i'm happy i pull out a bit of wood and a knife. i start to whittle for a spell while the post crackles away. i manage to finish the catgirl's ears before its time to call it a night and I curl up in my duster

Barbie riding the bomb on down to the earth screaming yeehaw

That is a company that has avoided issues by just not bothering to advertise too much.

I wonder how much of a problem CSAM has been so far

Not zero, I assume.

y'all phone people are in a completely different universe now.

I'm a little flower, you have to water me with ur pee

I'll have to look into that, thanks.