ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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If there were a heaven, it would 100% be only for wealthy people. Pearly gates? Golden streets? Nirvana? Eternal peace? That's rich people shit. I certainly can't afford that.

Don't mean to bash your distro choice OP, but they say the best jokes contain a kernel of truth.

YEP! I planned around it and my parents agreed to take me. I approached the electronics department of my then-local Columbus, GA Walmart Supercenter expecting a hoppin' soiree. This is Garth. He doesn't do anything small. HERE. WE. GO! Instead, it was just me. Standing in the electronics department. At Walmart. Watching the "concert" on the wall of TVs.

I DEFENDED THAT MAN TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY when he pulled his Chris Gaines/The Lamb schizophrenic breakdown bullshit. He put me in the position of defending the indefensible. "Oh, no, you don't understand, it'll all make more sense when The Lamb comes out!" WHERE'S THE FUCKING LAMB, GARTH!?

I don't want any trouble, but I disagree.

I'll never understand why more people don't build their own distros to suit their needs.

I'm sorry, sir, but the tests indicate you have Stage 3 Gentoo.

Garth Brooks was my personal Jesus (aside from Jesus) as a southern tween/teen, but I still have several bones to pick with him, among them Chris Gaines/The Lamb and a particular Walmart-exclusive concert at which I was the only attendee in my little town, making me feel even more like a total ass. Oh, and this. Yeeeeeah. But deep down I'm still pretty sure I'm gonna be in his band one day. And then usurp him as the new Garth.

You're thinking of the Titan submersible accident, I think. But they ended up stored on a Logitech controller, not a mouse.

The AI plays all video games for you, leaving you more time to work and be productive.

I'm a-shamed to be an A-merican,

Where at least now I can't see.

And I won't forget the libs who cried,

Who gave that right to me.

Victoria 2 scratches the itch pretty well for me.

Isn't that those little rolls of crunchy, colorful candies? SweetTards? (Sorry.)

No, it's not anything.

It's everything.

Oh. That makes sense.

OP is probably thinking of space, but that's cheating, because it's not even on Earth.

So out-of-the-blue, too. We're just over here minding our own business and everyone wants to pick on us.

When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.

Hell yeah, I always wanted to try a threesome.

Ol' Pancho and Lefty