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ivanafterall ☑️
ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world
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Flipping the switch

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  • I thought his mom was going to jack him off. Sorry!

    • Have you ever cried over a celebrity or complete strangers death, why?

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  • Robin Williams, Norm Macdonald, and if David Attenborough ever dies, that's pretty much all the light gone out of my life.

    • Getting in pj's now...

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  • Most of those 10% early-bird discounts kick in at 65. Something to look forward to!

    • Getting in pj's now...

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  • Aka tooth brushing time.

    • Gets confusing

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  • I always keep music in my ass. Not technology, just the music.

    • Gets confusing

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  • And how many groups of joggers you run up to join before you know it.

    • Ukraine destroys 40 aircrafts deep inside Russia ahead of peace talks in Istanbul

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  • "Oh, we thought you said piece talks."

    • 'Russian bombers are burning en masse' — Ukraine's SBU drones hit 'more than 40' aircraft in mass attack, source claims

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    • The solution to many problems

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  • You're both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter's birthday party.

    • Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5

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  • I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

    • Don't Look Up

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  • Knives are still number one because some of us can't afford a car!? Mass murder isn't the cushy gig it once was, between enshittification, inflation, corporate greed, etc.

    • Don't Look Up

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  • Don't the chickens come on the eggs?

    • If AI was going to advance exponentially I'd have expected it to take off by now.

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  • Duly noted. 🤭 🤫

    • If AI was going to advance exponentially I'd have expected it to take off by now.

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  • Nobody wants to portend anymore.

    • Of all the sentient gas blobs, Dave was the densest. So thick and rich. We all admired him deeply for it -- But Dave just lived in a tiny bottle. That was his whole dumb trick.

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  • Did you shower with bath salts?

    • You mean it gets worse?

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  • No, it will get so much better. And so, so, so much worse. Sometimes in the course of like an hour.

    • Hygiene

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  • She's definitely seen some shit.

    • Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5

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  • Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

    • Gen Z

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  • Got it, thank you. 😂 😂 😂 I'm glad to see that real comedy isn't dead!

    • How can I stretch a 100 year old cowboy hat to fit my fat head?

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  • "So this guy came in and I stretched his hat."