ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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But they would also say that in response to a 100% accurate retelling.

And those hands are way too big.

Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.

I admit poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid #2.

I've never strayed so far from God's light, but I've heard some pagans "hit it from behind?"

You've gotta help us help you here.

I've enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it's arguably a bit long in the tooth if they're still full price.

Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:

Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.

Fill it up!? In this economy? With these gas prices?

I hope he got all the pussy up-front.

I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc...so I think we're set.

And now you're water-based pooping.

Maybe use your head next time, Alex.

Note to self: the secret to a good webcomic (or any comic) is...intricate backgrounds???

Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

Gonna need a bank loan, naturally.

Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

How would we get to Heaven without religion?

Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

Tuna.