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ivanafterall ☑️
ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world
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What's your useless skill?

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  • The guy from Reno 911! and Curb Your Enthusiasm!? Holy shit, he really ended up doing alright for himself.

    • What's your useless skill?

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  • I think you might have a very useful skill of actually finding good, compatible friends.

    • Priorities

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  • Yeah, okay. Good luck focusing when you're interrupted by three square meals a day and a predictable bedtime.

    • My cats right now

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  • Be careful what you wish for.

    • Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

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  • "Again!? I really cannot afford this shit, babe!!!"

    • Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

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  • My car in high school did this and I used a coat hanger. Worked really well until it didn't.

    • Dems Demand Answers from Palantir About Plans to Build IRS “Mega-Database” of American Citizens

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  • You DO NOT want to make this man angry.

    • Why is there such a negative connotation with the poos of horses, bulls, and bats?

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  • That doesn't sound half as pigeon-shitty as I expected.

    • It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme

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  • Khajiit has pussy if you have Skooma...

    • It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme

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  • Maybe once there's democracy there, things will settle down.

    • A game you "didn't know it was bad 'til people told you so"?

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  • I lived in D.C. when I played it. Between that and it being the first of its kind in the series, none of the others come remotely close for me.

    • Why do some people hate drinking water?

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  • Hard to even know where to start: https://www.dhmo.org/

    Microplastics are just the tip of the iceberg. At this stage most of our planet's water is almost indistinguishable from pure dihydrogen monoxide.

    • electricty doesn't grow on trees

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  • Arthur!?

    • Pudding some thought into it

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  • Preparation!

    • PAGEOS Satellite (1966)

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  • You may want to sit down, because I'm about to rock your world.

    • PAGEOS Satellite (1966)

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  • Something something Spaceballs.

    • PAGEOS Satellite (1966)

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  • Naked, I know that much.

    • PAGEOS Satellite (1966)

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  • That's my secret, Cap. I'm always aliens.

    • Salt Lake City, plans to implement AI-assisted 911 call triaging to handle ~30% of about 450K non-emergency calls per year

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  • Great question! Here is a recipe for disaster:

    1/2 Tsp Flour

    1 Tbsp. Baking Powder

    2 Cups Salt

    4 Sticks Cold Butter

    1/4 Cup White Chocolate Chips

    6 Large Eggs (Scrambled)

    Preheat oven to broil, spoon batter onto plastic baking sheet, and let bake overnight.

    • we are not the same

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  • Don't let your dreams remain dreams. It's not as spacious as the "dream bathroom" here, but we rolled up our sleeves this weekend and were able to redo our entire bathroom with the help of a few YouTube videos. Can't recommend splurging on the extra bucket enough: