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ivanafterall ☑️
ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world
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How im also raising my little guy

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  • "Meemaw, I'm so glad you came to see me! ...wanna go see some human remains?"

    • I'm a pubes girl myself

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  • I don't care for either unless it's covered in cheese.

    • Motorcycles should be banned entirely

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  • That sounds like her alright!

    • Motorcycles should be banned entirely

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  • Small world! I also met your wife by driving her around the block on my scooter!

    • Yes, this is what people did back then

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  • Please tell me it's Friday, because that means the evening is Family Matters or Sliders, Boy Meets World, Step by Step, and Hangin' With Mr. Cooper.

    • Yes, this is what people did back then

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  • P.S. it's April 19th and you're currently relaxing in the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. Enjoy your well-earned R&R!

    • Yes, this is what people did back then

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  • I'm sure you were still a twinkle in your parents' eyes. And I don't envy what you're about to see.

    • Admit it

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  • Plus, that "I don't give a fuck" energy is essential to reel in the Natalie Wood to my James Dean, the June Carter to my Johnny, whenever I come across her real soon.

    • Summertime be like...

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  • Sun's out, moon's out.

    • Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon

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  • The Lyin' Bitch and the War Globe.

    • Always there

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  • Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?

    • A metaphor for capitalism?

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  • He had to fall to lose it all. :(

    • TIL in China, wearing a green hat is associated with being a cuckold

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  • Wouldn't it make perfect sense to associate it with Trump? He's orange, his diaper's brown, he's got the Browns color scheme and losing record down, he's grungy but not in a good way (sorry Cleveland, never actually been, love you tho Drew Carey), nobody likes him, etc...?

    • TIL in China, wearing a green hat is associated with being a cuckold

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  • I was just trying to be a better person when I joined the buddhist Kentucky Karma Klub and we got our matching tattoos, but FML, I guess.

    • Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon

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  • Stopping the money and supply of arms sure might help.

    • Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon

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  • So the USA will never admit it, which somehow means you personally have to have a shitty view supporting genocide, too? I still don't understand the connection, because there isn't one.

    • Fish Suffer Up to 22 Minutes of Intense Pain When Taken Out of Water

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  • and still have room for some of Jersey.

    nets...Jersey...

    Jersey...nets...

    New Jersey Nets

    Oh. My. God.

    • :-)

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  • Thanks! I wouldn't have realized if you hadn't pointed it out.

    • Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon

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  • Why not, "and genocide is wrong in both cases," rather than, "and thus they're both okay?"

    • Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon

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  • Except we're the purse, so if we truly oppose it, we can easily make it stop.