ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social

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We need a little more time to figure out how we feel about killing children. We're under a lot of pressure, okay!?

Tomorrow: Israel to Stop Genocide in Gaza, Realizing It Tarnishes Their Sterling Reputation

He yells out in the court about how rigged the system is against him and the judge is just like, "Now, now, try to behave a little better, okay!? Just let me know if you can't come up with the full amount! Love you, boo!"

Why am I still paying for shit?

Nah, dude, dude, think about it: she's in the middle of Paris at the Olympic Games with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? A guy with a gun and 300,000 condoms. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say 'no?'"

To be honest, Zelensky has been more movie-president than just about any movie president.

We did it! Great work to all involved.

Because of the implication.

That's one hateful grandma.

I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

Imagine a more delectable and toothsome quokka and you're close.

Unrelated question: what's the easiest sport in which to become an Olympian between now and the 2024 Paris Olympics?

Didn't they also murder a guy like last week? Are we just forgiving that one?

Do they pinky promise not to look through my history? Or photos? Or apps? Or bookmarks? Or messages?

How do you guys have your hands free to hold a phone or book?

Water is just the lava of ice.

So wading in a cranberry bog is wading through a bunch of wolf spiders?

This one is misleading though. It's a bit like, "Who would ever want a second hit of meth!? Just try it this once! Only takes 5 minutes!"

That wasn't my intent, but if it's the first place your mind went, I'm down.

It's so beautiful.