ironhydroxide @ ironhydroxide @sh.itjust.works

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That's a very low bar you got there.

Shit, someone from the Department of Redundancy Department has found me.

Well duh, who could know better about family values than one who has had 3 official families and worked with beautiful women and girls so much? /s

Tesla driver too dumb to read part of the manual while suffering in hot car.

Nor am I a necrophiliac.

It's hard to give a blowjob if you're dead, or not in the same location as the receiver.

Would be cool, but my body probably has a ton of shit that could kill the vultures just as the cows did.

I highly doubt it. One of the main reasons he wants the presidency is to pardon himself for everything and anything. And to be king.

Can't do either of those things if he quits completely.

Oh he'd still try the Couping 2: Electric Boogaloo. Just makes it more obvious to people who don't have brain rot.

I'd be even more worried because of the collar.

Those types are only "accountable to God".

Should have replaced "danger reared its ugly head" with. "logic needed to be said"

Screwed up the last part. "Wasn't that bad" is really "it was your fault"

And for a non-zero number of those, it's because no fuck.

This is my workplace, but with literally everything, not just code.

You're right, it's been too long since I've watched it

Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.

I seem to recall one instance that may portray the lack of gravity. When Darth Vader gets shot and goes spinning off. That's about it.

I failed.... Should have put Step-Mommy.

Or took care of our older siblings children.

*mommy