So, turns out that nuclear-powered pacemakers were a thing
interolivary @ interolivary @beehaw.org Posts 45Comments 766Joined 2 yr. ago

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Would have made for a pretty crazy story though 😅
I got to wondering what happened to David Hahn, and it turns out he died of an OD in 2016. He was apparently doing a lot of coke and was 'paranoid about people who he claimed "had the ability to 'shock' his genitals with their minds"', and around 2007 he decided it'd be a great idea to steal a bunch of smoke detectors for, well, something.
So his real story didn't end nearly as happily as I'd hoped