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John Eastman, awaiting potential indictment, asks judge to postpone his disbarment proceedings

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  • If I understand this correctly, the reasoning is to put off disbarment until he’s tried for criminal charges so he doesn’t look like a big ol POS while he’s tried for that, and then do whatever when it comes time for the civil trial.

    • Date night Dinner

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  • Why not both?

    • Date night Dinner

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  • May I date you next?

    • lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

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  • What does it do to lightning?

    • The fall of Twitter is making the trolls and grifters desperate

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  • First off, it’s funny that you think Musk can create software that works, and secondly, what bots on what dating sites??

    • rulepreg

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  • Great, now let’s see the conception

    • Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It

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  • justice t h i c c c

    • Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It

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  • Scowling all the while

    • Trendy

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  • Keep my furniture out your fucking house

    • Probably the worst Deck 2 design I've seen

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  • Mono is the future

    • Diogenes is the most based person who ever existed, fight me

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  • I saw this earlier today and I read it as “no place to sit but his face,” because reading are hard and no smart brain

    • Pornhub goes dark in Arkansas after age verification law kicks in

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  • Oh no. I'm in Arkansas.

    That’s putting it mildly

    • My son found this little girl on the streets.

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  • But they’re CA-yoooooot-ah!

    I get a little angry every time I see a pug or a bull dog now

    • Protip:

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  • Why is the left burger on top of a sliced tomato and a piece of lettuce?

    • Twitter neighbours complain of lit-up ‘X’ sign working at high intensity

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  • Yep, that’s what he said, but that was an out so he could reverse course if the criticism was too loud

    • "Progress"

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  • Stop it! I can only get so hard

    • Why the right can never outgrow the masculinity crisis.

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  • But he’s a man so he’s a victim!!!! A liberal trans woman made him read that!

    • Ron DeSantis Staffer Fired Over Nazi Symbol Video Once Praised Nick Fuentes

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  • He broke the first rule of Sieg Heil Club

    • Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing during a news conference

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  • Those pursed serpent lips on that waxy turtle noggin. I know that’s shallow but, oof, it’s time for this guy to go home and eat live rats or whatever he does in his free time.

    • Despite having two bullets in her, one eye and a slightly wonky rear leg, she will steal your pizza without a hitch

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  • She gets all the pizza she wants but if it’s more fun for her to steal it, then I’ll play along