Ignotum @ ignotum @lemmy.world

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Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don't trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

god: makes people, makes some of them gay
god: "how dare they be gay!"
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, that god fella

All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up

He doesn't look a day past 80

Oh, i must've misremembered, my bad

That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔

Is noone going to mention this classic?

Matthew 19:23-24:

23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

I hope for elons sake that camels are smaller and better contortionist than they appear

It's serverless, not servernone

Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!

Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can't seem to stop raping children

1. Make conservation law protecting crabs
2. Carcinisation
3. Profit Conservation

Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it

This is why monke good, monke fast learner

I'm not saying i worship you or anything, but i would gladly sacrifice my firstborn for you if to asked me to

I liked using Arch, but i got tired of Allan breaking into my house and bricking my computers all the time, so i ended up switching

You must be fun at parties

/j if that wasn't obvious

Man-made man-steaks beyond my comprehension

This map only contains the canon countries, not your OCs (original countries)

Exported everything in lastpass as CSV, imported it into KeePass, the vault file is synchronized between my devices using syncthing, i never looked back

He's just a drop in the mariocean

You can do it, you're so close, just a little deeper and you'll get them!