Ignotum @ ignotum @lemmy.world

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In stasis, it bends but won't break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion's roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She's born again
[...]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She'll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

Please don't pull it out, it's a load-bearing fork

Doesn't matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

Yes

What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?

They don't work if you open windows

It would be that easy, if not for "please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app" step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

Ah that's why i couldn't relate to it, I've only ever had 54 gallon drums of solvents in my lab

Just do it two more times, duh

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

I'm outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it's my fingers

Oh hi Wendy did you know this is a crunch Santa Cecilia granite benchtop? crunch crunch