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  • Hey why you gotta bad mouth innocent fivverr guy :(

  • The first time i heard the accent not as a joke was in trailer park boys and even then it might be a joke since it's a comedy.

  • Oh ok. Phew.

  • Wait whats the downside to caffeinated drinks?

  • It's always sunny in Philadelphia is way better than anything else on this list (that i recognize)

  • Apparently the poet was "Su Dongpo" and the friend was "Fo yin" if you google the names together, this story comes up.

    Super random but there is also apparently a dish named after the poet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongpo_pork

  • Just choose to not get born. Can't die if you don't exist taps temple.

  • Alternatively, cardboard boxes are very cheap. I wouldnt worry too much.

  • Is that actually true or is that an unsolved problem?

  • @grok

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  • RIP

  • Brekkie

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    • Minecraft
    • Factorial
    • Terraria
    • Balatro
    • Stardew valley

    I'm just going for maximum time sink.

  • ... And then they died /s

  • Off topic: the onion needs to resume making videos again. Their "news" videos were amazing and most of them are still relevant today even though most of them are 12 years old. Also sex house was hilarious. Please bring these gems back 🙏

  • Monster

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  • I found all the curtains in a room we don't use was peed on. We washed the curtains. One week later they were all peed on again. I'm 99% sure he was marking his territory.

    So I guess there is an option C.

  • Senior dev positions in the Bay area can fetch like 300k/yr base pay or higher. You can afford monthly down payments with an income this high. If you are married your income can go even higher. US tax code also allows you to average your income if you file together. Eg. If one person is staying at home and the other makes 300k/yr, your income tax is calculated as if two people made 150k/yr each. This can greatly reduce your taxes.

  • My favorite part of that movie was when they assembled and started yelling "SEVEN SAMURAI" at the top of their lungs.

  • Very true. It pretty much only works when he bites me.

  • Beans

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  • That sounds similar to the OG chinese classic: Tomato and Egg. You literally dice a tomato, stir fry a bit to soften it then scramble an egg in the same pan. Salt and you are done. There are many many minor variations including adding sugar or msg. Topping with scallions or even adding ketchup, sesame oil or pepper.

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    I got your legs Momo

    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    After a power outage, some electronics refuse to turn back on unless I unplug the power brick completely on the electronic side. Why does this happen?

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    Sencha likes to sleep at my desk

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    Summit - A Lemmy reader

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    I'm Canadian

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    No.

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    Why do I get Russian ads? I don't even understand Russian.

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    I got fired and lost it all

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    hmmm

    cats @lemmy.world

    This is Sencha from the first day we adopted him

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    me.

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    im gey

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    "family game"

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    burned

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    oh shit

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    Bruh

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    Can we bring back Big Chungus?

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    Happy Pride!

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    It says "Support the color blind"!