idunnololz @ idunnololz @lemmy.world

I am the developer of Summit for Lemmy.

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How do you know it tastes like piss if you've never tasted piss before?

Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

I don't have an outlet next to my toilet. I would love to add them though but I'm gonna need an electrician

Because once you play enough video games, you will develop the urge to commit a shooting /s

Damn and my kitchen faucet comes with a "power wash" mode. I can't wait to blast boiling hot water up my butthole. 🤤

That sounds incredibly niche. Why not raise chickens or ducks :/

Wtf does a goose farmer even produce

Yikes

How the fuck did they get him on to a hospital bed in a fraction of a second? Explain that science.

Maybe you'll find an answer if you keep scrolling down...

Cooking. A lot of really delicious foods have extremely simple recipes and as an amateur you have time on your side. You don't have to rush anything for most recipes. A lot of times I measure and cut everything before I even turn on the stove and this makes cooking super easy. Sure it takes a while to cook when you are just starting out but you can just go at your own pace. I really feel like anyone can cook almost anything. You don't even need fancy tools. I got started with a $12 wok and a wooden spatula. These days there's a huge amount of resources to teach you how to make just about everything. It's also really rewarding since you get to eat what you make and you get to make things you want to eat. Needless to say it's also a very important skill.

uwu

Wait. Can I commit a war crime if there isn't a war near me?

Wtf that looks sick

Ok so I decided to read into this a little more. On FDICs website it says all customer funds should be available backing up my assumption that no customer of the bank lost any money: https://www.fdic.gov/resources/resolutions/bank-failures/failed-bank-list/heartlandtristate.html

It says:

The full balance of all deposit accounts has been transferred to Dream First Bank, N.A.

Actually 250k is the minimum for FDIC. Also I'm only basing my information on this single article but it says he stole 47 million and then the article goes on to say that FDIC absorbed the 47 million loss. Given this wording it sounds like every single dollar was covered.