Can’t take credit for it as I shamelessly stole it. But it’s generating exactly the kind of discussion I was hoping for!
That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreamsHer name was ZeldaShe was a calligraphy enthusiastWith a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peachesI'll never forget the very first thing she said to meShe said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
*willing to consider socialism. You’re probably still right, it’s less than half. Sadly.