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ibelieveinthehousehippo
ibelieveinthehousehippo @ ibelieveinthehousehippo @lemmy.ca
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  • Haha yeah I guess in that case I poop at work on company time too.

    I'm still in the group chat for the office nearest me and there was a LOT of outrage last week because the company mysteriously removed all of the bidets. I was outraged on their behalf!

  • We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!

    I must admit we're a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we're away from home.

  • Who are all these psychopaths crapping at work

    I avoid that scenario as much as possible 😅

  • Large corporations buy up disruptive companies like that

  • My husband went to the grocery store last night and forgot to check labels. He had this feeling of dread and was checking them as was putting everything away. To his relief, none of the items were American.

    Not saying we should stop being vigilant, but the market is reacting to consumer demand and it's getting easier to avoid US products. I can't wait for our growing season to be in full swing...

  • I agree, but productivity is not the motivation for return to office mandates. It's about employers regaining power and control over their employees.

  • " you didn't really believe that did you?"

    Yes, I fucking did. And now I'm devastated to learn that cute harmless little hippos don't live in my house. 😭

  • Once upon a time I went to Reddit as a Digg refugee. Now I have come to Lemmy as a Reddit refugee.