iamdefinitelyoverthirteen @ iamdefinitelyoverthirteen @lemmy.world

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Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

It's the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

In the US you legally have to put a radio on the car for emergency broadcast.

My 2015 Mazda 3 has both and I love it.

Of course!

Unless something glitches out and you end up being born on December 31, 1969.

Really? You mean you weren't born in 1900 like I was?

Just make some shit up. You worked at McDonald's in East Hanover New Jersey in 1976. You made $24 per hour and you approved of the CEO.

*IN CONCEPTS OF GRAND STRATEGIC PLAN

ftfy

Tell my wifi love her.

I remember back in the late 90s when casual gay slurs were the norm, I said something, I forget what, that implied that I'd beat up some dude who was gay. My dad told me "Just because he's a slur doesn't make him any less of a man who is more than capable of beating the living shit out of you". That was an eye opener.

Then millions and millions of illegals ate it.

No, it's because women are smart enough to look under shit and we men are not. 90% of the time I ask my partner if she knows where something is, she asks if I looked under x, and about half the time it is, in fact, under x.

Bruh. You expended more effort by replying than if you had just read it.

Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!!!!!!?

If you need a speculum, you've already gone too far.

I'm not so sure we've seen the end of his Linux videos. I'm sure he will learn more and talk about it.

Don't be too quick to judge yet, he just doesn't know what he doesn't know.

Women are so I don't know what to do with the dinosaur bones and I am available at the moment.