hungryphrog @ hungryphrog @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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For the most part, where I live doesn’t have that much of other kinds of litter about and is generally clean. And most public bins and all smoking areas have ashtrays and dedicated cigarette bins so it wouldn’t be hard to dispose of them properly like any other piece of rubbish and even then there’s often cigarette butts within sight of the bins and ashtrays.

If you can't walk a little to dispose of cigarette butts, don't smoke them.

Of course it's the US.

Hormones don't affect personality, but a whole lot of other things, such as voice, body hair, facial features etc. Also apparently in some bird species, the males have cloacas that are come a little outside the body, like a bump, so I think that HRT might possibly affect your cloaca.

Transitioning would be sooo much easier. No surgery, only hormones. Though if we were still mammals despite laying eggs, you might still need top surgery.

Maybe after laying an egg, your pubes and ass hair would start growing at a turbo speed to make sure it hatches well.

Would this mean that instead of periods, you just lay an unfertilised egg once a month? Do you have to constantly be hathing the egg? Are the eggs hard like bird eggs or soft like reptilian eggs?

If the egg required constantly being there, I think that in our current society, that'd become the mother's task. Some couples would take turns hatching it, like dad is with the egg until noon when he goes to work and the mom takes over. Conservatives would be losing their minds over fathers who hatch eggs because it's 'women's work'.

Rich people would first start hiring people to hatch their eggs for them, and probably soon move on to hatching machines. Later automated hatchers would become more and more common until only the very poor would hatch their eggs manually. Chances are that hatching your eggs by yourself would become a tradwife thing soon.

There would probably be a huge debate over whether or not it is okay to eat human eggs. Eating the eggshells after the baby has hatched might become a thing, similar to how some people eat their placentas after giving birth.

Abortion would become much easier and safer to do and really hard to restrict: just smash the egg and dispose of the evidence. In poor areas, there would probably be a lot of abandoned eggs; on a rainy night I hear the doorbell ringing. When I open the door, before me is an egg, gently wrapped in a floral blanket. I manage to catch a quick glimpse of a young woman's silhouette running away before she disappears behind the corner

Nope, as long as their spouse is ok with it.

Are there any Western countries where adultery is illegal?

I fucking hate it when companies or organizations only have a facebook/instagram/another shitty social platform account and no website, but the fucking European Union?

Must have been great for morale.

/s just in case

IIRC it was July and August, them being added to the calendar messed up the months, so January and February are innocent.

Idk, try the stairs instead.

Just hope nobody does a Napoleon...

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

When history teaches you to not do whatever the fuck you're about to do, forget the history.

Granny's funeral and Emma's wedding two weeks apart? In this economy?

I mean, imagine how much time and mobey you'd save! You can bury grandpa at 3, and get married at 4! You only need to rent one space (perhaps redecorate a bit) and one cake, and the best part? Everyone is already there, so you don't have to invite them again.

Plus, you don't even need two outfits if you just get clothes that are black on the inside and another color on the outside, and then just turn them over! If you're wearing a suit, all you have to do is change your black tie to another one.

Arfe?

Sail the high seas!

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