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  • You can't just decide to not be part of a continent.

  • In that case, would oatmeal be human wet food?

  • Well, thousands of years ago my ancestors came into this place for some fucking reason, and noticed that being naked and hairless means you're cold at almost all times, save for a few exceptionally warm days in the summer, and in summer, you'd get sunburn or skin cancer, and be covered in ticks and mosquito stings.

    They decided to fix their furlessness by wearing the furs they got from the animals they ate, and later discovered spinning, weaving, and sewing. As time went on, being naked became a taboo, and thus people kept wearing clothes even in occasions that don't require it.

    And clothes do tend to have meaning beyond just protecting you from the cold and the sun and bugs. Style and social status.

  • Dammit, I've wished I had extra hands for all my life and now some iPad baby gets them instead?! Life is unfair.

  • why does the gen alpha kid have four hands

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  • Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

  • Yeah, and after the last two Independece days I really don't trust cops much.

  • Late term abortion.

  • This implies that there is a correct amount of penis that should go in cookies.

  • Doesn't work in most countries. Being stateless isn't very fun.

  • Hard concrete, as opposed to what, soft concrete?

  • How does the free gravel thing work? Can I just summon it in a location of my choice? Or is there a guy who delivers it to me?

  • The truth is, you aren't any smarter than people of the past, you just know different things.

  • You probably won't get too many of those to answer your question on Lemmy.