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Better build some scourge to counter.

Yup, when they built a cell phone tower next to the water tower down the street, it was obviously a government mind-control and weather-control device called Harp.

I enjoyed it when his y2k canned goods got repo’d by the storage facility.

If you squint just right, that one cloud almost looks like a window. And just below it maybe some writing.

Also Burger King Pocket Bike Racer

New Achievement! Smushed for Daddy.

Yeah but now it’s been stomped on. If a restaurant served me veal and told me they stomped on it in the parking lot, I’d send it back.

Turbodong 2000

They’re releasing a retro version? Will it say cool catch phrases from a quarter century ago?

That’s why they’re so wet.

Impearative

What a sweet kitty trying to cover your poop for you since you were clearly never taught how.

Same

Dispute it preemptively.

Did you send it in a traceable way, and have proof? Then dispute it with Experian, Equifax, and Transunion, attaching the proof with the dispute. If you didn’t, you’re fucked.

“Only the ones who deserve it.” - Tennessee Republicans

The original Mario Bros compared to Mario 3 was huge.

And that was on the same system.

But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.

Put your fist down flip it and reverse it

Citric acid

My Cadillac CT5 has a recall for the transmission failing and causing the wheels to lock up.

The solution is a software patch that puts the car into limp mode preemptively if the car thinks that problem might happen. Then you know you need to go buy an identically-broken new transmission at your own expense.

Crystal Quest

mleb mleb oooOOoo