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Orlando newspaper publishes spread of 673 books banned in Florida county in 2023

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  • They’ll just pass laws making it legal to run over kids if it’s making you late to work.

    • A Demographic Time Bomb Is About to Hit the Beef Industry

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  • People would just move to poultry, which I suspect would be worse to ethical vegans.

    • [I Made] Some Pizza

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  • If you have a self-cleaning oven, you may be able to find a guide to disabling the “keep it closed” safety mechanism, allowing you to cook at far higher temperatures. Not that I’d recommend that, since safety is important.

    • Sony's New Technology Would Adapt Game Difficulty to a Player's Skill Level

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    • Funny how nature do that

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  • That’s the exact moon shape of a 3-up in Super Mario World.

    • How do you explain to yourself the existence of this Universe or the existence of anything at all?

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  • “I don’t know.”

    The trick is not to follow that with “therefore…”

    • The world came tantalizingly close to a deal to phase out fossil fuels

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  • Poor unfortunate souls.

    • I had a great uncle who died the day I was born and shared my first name

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  • Probably a few hours.

    • Watchful mother

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  • How does that kid look so much like Dewey?

    • U.S. retailers admit they lied about shoplifting, retail crime again

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  • Canadian vampire counting

    • Rental property billionaire says buying a home (with a mortgage) is "fancy bullshit" and you should rent instead

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  • To be fair, I doubt he has mortgages on any of them, so while he may be a dumb asshole, he’s not being hypocritical here.

    • What do you call this place?

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  • Similarly, in the US we have “telephone poles” to carry residential power lines, even if there are no telecom wires on them.

    • Trump says he'll be a dictator only 'on day one' if elected

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  • I think you underestimate the security billionaires have.

    • Do you know about this?

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    • Enjoying The Summer

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  • Lawnporn

    • Bill Gates feels Generative AI has plateaued, says GPT-5 will not be any better

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    • The Truman Show

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  • I do that at the end of each episode while trying to sleep

    • I think my code will be OK...

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  • I just use a float between 0 and 1 with 0 being 1970 and 1 being the predicted heat death of the universe.

    • I think my code will be OK...

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  • Won’t the computer’s clock reset every time you go to sleep and stop cranking the power generator?

    • Am I the only one pissed off at these holiday sales? (US)

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  • There’s one near me, but in name only. It’s like a budget Sharper Image now.