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Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

    • Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

    • Seanut Putter Bandwich

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  • Quail Man

    • Bee Aware!

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  • OwO

    • For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋

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  • You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

    • What do you believe in?

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  • I believe the pen in front of me exists.

    • What do you believe in?

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  • Or that we’ve turned lead into gold, though not very cost-effectively to say the least.

    • If there was any TV show that was cancelled or cut short that you could see the planned continuation/ending of, which would you choose?

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  • And that’s just Xander.

    • TIL about thought-terminating clichés

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  • Do Muslims count as a denomination? And if not, why not?

    • Tesla dumping unsold Cybertrucks at mall parking lot and the city’s fed up

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  • That’s how you sell the plan to republican lawmakers.

    • TIL about thought-terminating clichés

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  • Community note: this claim lacks empirical evidence 🤓

    • Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet

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  • My brother in Lemmy, may I tell you the Good News of the Nike Free Run Flyknit 2018? The shoe that has such a cult following, it’s still in production 7 years and two sequels later?

    • Sleep well

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    • Yes

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  • I thought it was people arguing about BASIC-A vs GW-BASIC.

    • Let's play this game again

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    • Let's play this game again

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  • Everybody in the group but you suddenly dies.

    • City-run grocery stores and fare-free public transit: Zohran Mamdani’s vision for NYC

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  • And with no profit motive, you can have better access in less profitable neighborhoods.

    • Uh, yeah. That rings a bell.

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  • If man is still alive

    • you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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  • UwU

    • Please advise

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  • Some of them are doing it on purpose.

    Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.

    I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.