humorlessrepost @ humorlessrepost @lemmy.world

Posts

5

Comments

670

Joined

2 yr. ago

Great for making Alfredo sauce!

Also noteworthy is misotheism. Seems OP counts as both.

For road trips (i.e. interstates and divided highways), GM’s Super Cruise is pretty much there unless you go through a construction zone. I just went from Atlanta to Knoxville without touching the steering wheel once.

SSO without 2FA

You’re hired!

I have, on occasion, stuck out my gyat for the daddyo

Your slang is bussing, fellow skibidi!

Hipster mint julep.

And what if they were both brown?

Lo estoy intentando, pero sigo ciego.

I have no idea what y’all are talking about, so I’m just going to smile and wav.

An army of hive-mind cats.

It appears while being held by the blade.

Smells like when I’m laying on my back and sneeze straight upward.

Digital the first time, because highlighters and tabs are a poor substitute for a search feature.

Then, if I like it enough, physical for subsequent reads, with the digital copy as reference material when needed.

Panera not included

Edit: gtfo with your article text and citations, I watched a random youtube video while drunk a few days ago, and that’s all the proof I need!

Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

Is “her” short for Hershey’s kisses?

Not if she wipes before sitting on the couch.

Or are they labia?