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Why the double standard always with women, it’s sickening.

In New York, exposing genitals is illegal for everyone.

In New York, exposing nipples is legal for everyone.

You’re the one advocating for a double standard.

If you just want the law to be “women can’t wear things that make my peepee hard”, move to Saudi Arabia.

In New York, women have the same rights as men as far as those laws are concerned. There are annual topless bike rides, for fuck’s sake. Damn puritans trying to force their religious repression on the rest of us. Same people would’ve publicly whipped women for showing their ankles had they been born a bit earlier.

Lock her up for a while

For what crime?

Timer doesn’t start until the in-game clock shows in the top right.

It’s not a real door to the inside of the slide area. It’s a door that triggers loading a new area. And there’s no floor on the other side of it. So if you got the baby penguin to the other side, it’d just fall to its doom. And if you still managed to mips clip, so would you.

I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.

The thought of it is getting me up in the evening.

TIL pufferfish will kiss me

Then we’ll need one more generation of breeding to create the Daniel Jackson.

This wasn’t made for programmers. It was made for middle management who think the reason the ticket is taking so long is because the devs can’t type more words per minute.

Archaeologists can’t afford zydrate, so they resort to grave robbing.

cuisine

It’s so bad, they have to use a french word to make it sound palatable.

Antici

Optimistic nihilism

I have $5 on “a sane Dave Ramsey employee”.

Sounds more like Microsoft Edge.

GW BASIC best BASIC

First phone: Conair Transparent Trimline

First computer: Tandy 1000HX in 1990, but before that I used my grandpa’s Macintosh SE.

Instructions unclear; started a pot garden and barter buds for food.