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Alpha rule

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  • Hrrrrm

    • What's something really good that is about to happen, and not a lot of people know about it?

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  • I was worried that I had forgotten the art of dating

    Peepee go in vajayjay. You’ve got this.

    • What's something really good that is about to happen, and not a lot of people know about it?

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  • How did it go?

    • Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭

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  • If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

    They’re the same picture.

    • Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭

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  • Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

    • Peak Design denies snitching on Luigi Mangione

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  • What other companies have unique optionally-registered serial numbers for warranties? My lawn maintenance equipment (Ego), my luggage (Briggs and Riley), and my wine glasses (Waterford), off the top of my head. It’s not uncommon, and, again, optional.

    • A scientific discovery

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  • Nobody can hear your boner in space either

    • Trump aims to end birthright citizenship, says American citizens with family here illegally may be deported

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  • He doesn’t mean the denizens of Loompaland either. They’re the good Africans.

    • US to start nationwide testing for H5N1 flu virus in milk supply

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  • To be fair, many humans have a specific mutation to allow it, so it being rare is kind of irrelevant. Few animals have broken vitamin C synthesis, but nobody gives us shit for eating citrus.

    • The UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter's meticulous planning has helped him evade police so far, experts say

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  • I heard all birds now contain a pearl of his consciousness and that he lives on in an endless dream.

    • FBI offers $50,000 reward for information about gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare’s CEO

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  • About $27k per minute for Musk.

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  • Easy to fix. Just move ZIG.

    • Bullets used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO had words written on them, law enforcement official says

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  • pen is

    hehe

    • Asteroid nearly hits Earth in Siberia, with a 2nd massive asteroid passing this week

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  • Depends on how fast it’s going.

    • Mom wasn't always right

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  • The trick is to throw the baby higher than the calculator so you have time to press a few buttons on the calculator each time.

    • i'm at a loss

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  • Neun

    • ‘Would you survive 72 hours?’ Germany and the Nordic countries prepare citizens for possible war

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  • They’re required to put some date, and nobody wants to pay for a 50-year medical study to show what chemists already know: KI will still be KI.

    • An average of 140 women and girls were killed by a partner or relative per day in 2023, the UN says

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    • An average of 140 women and girls were killed by a partner or relative per day in 2023, the UN says

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  • The title is worded in a way that implies it’s a gendered issue, so asking for more information about the gender divide is appropriate. I appreciate that other replies have given the numbers to back up the extent to which it’s gendered.

    • Tesla Has Highest Rate of Deadly Accidents Among Car Brands, Study Finds

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  • You think they’re bad, wait until you experience {myCity} drivers!