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  • I'm 40 and wouldn't fucking dare.

  • Disregard modernity. Embrace lettuce.

  • That's why they invented pass without trace.

  • Shoveling for myself and my two elderly neighors, notwithstanding, I prefer Minnesota winters over Minnesota summers.

  • "Sure is dark in this room. Better turn on every light in the county."

  • I hate it when someone with these lights is in the passing lane behind you, and their lights reflect off your side mirror directly into your eyes. The worst is when they're only going like 102% your speed, so they linger there unless you adjust your own speed to change their placement relative to you.

  • Was that a dig at Totinos party pizzas? If so, we can't be friends anymore.

    And there's no other way to eat those than folded over like a taco!

  • Prison. Immediately.

  • I mean, they do that every year, but they did it this year, too.

  • Our friends and family can listen and respond to questions, practice empathy, humanize the other side of the debate, tell personal stories that are likely to intersect with our own lives, and see us as individuals with nuanced views and value outside of our political opinions.

    How many people is this this the case for? My experience and the experience of my friend group might be anomalous, but empathy, humanity, and nuance are not present in my family when it comes to political conversations.

  • Two of the derailed cars were carrying molten sulfur, which caught fire after the cars were breached... it is believed that the fire is releasing sulfer dioxide

    Sulfer dioxide is pretty nasty on a person's throat and sinuses to breathe and can make fluid build up in the lungs, and it can have longer-term effects if the exposure is sustained.

  • I have to make several extra every time because my wife likes to spread a portion of the filling on toast.

  • I'm the deviled egg family member!

    Always plan on 3 full eggs for each anticipated guest, then add another half dozen. Most people will only have 1 or 2 halves, but there's always a couple people who will go through like 10.

  • I worked at grocery stores for 7 years in my late teens and early 20s. People who don't use cart corrals deserve nothing.

  • Never forget what they took from us.

  • Decent quality automatic cat feeders.

    We have 3 cats, and I resisted getting autofeeders for 5 years because it felt silly to buy what amounts to three $75 food bowls.

    They paid for themselves the first weekend I didn't have 3 razor sharp dickheads screaming at me to feed them at 5:15 AM. I should have bought them years ago.

  • All three will also usually contain >3 grams of iron.

  • We've done that for 70 or 80 years. Like the saying goes, "do what you love, and you'll eventually become a global hegemon, weilding your influence like a club and keeping your boot on the neck of the majority of the planet, both economically and militarily."

    Mom always said that.