hperrin @ hperrin @lemmy.world

I'm Hunter Perrin. I'm a software engineer.

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Now there's a CEO to get that United treatment.

Oh no. What if they never find him? What if this poor, sweet, humble, checks notes absolute monster of a healthcare CEO never gets justice.

Narrator: but he already got justice.

Gosh I just feel so sorry for all of them. I can't imagine the struggle.

That's the last time I invest in an opportunity championed by someone who's only claim to fame is their explanation of how to properly suck a dick.

Oh no. How sad for them.

I have a collection of vintage phones. Like, rotary phones from the 60s and earlier. I'd probably drop them. It would be very loud.

A lot of marketing, but also he had to be incredibly talented and successful for the marketing to work, and he was.

Thriller is the best selling album of all time by a wide margin:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums

Nah, I think this should tank them as a company. Once a scammer, always a scammer.

Sometimes we need heroes.

This wine sounds like a white wine.

Flying bugs often can't fly when their wings are wet. They go in for a drink, get wet, then can't get out. If there were some dirt on the edge, they could swim out and dry off, but a glass isn't made of dirt, so it's harder to get a grip on vertical glass or glazed drinkware.

Wine and sweet drinks are even worse, because the bugs are attracted to the scent, and they often don't have as much surface tension as water, which means the bug can't just land on it, and when they fall in the liquid fills their respiratory system (basically little holes in their exoskeleton).

They're eating our lunch, and most Americans are too rock hard for gas fumes to notice.

Slorb on my knorb like corn on the orb.

What, are you gonna drain the pool every time you need to use the scissor lift?

If only I had just spent $60. Unfortunately I spent about $30,000.

I swear to God, that mascot is the default output of Stable Diffusion if you put no prompt.

I'm not even joking. I don't remember exactly which model, but I've generated that exact same mascot by doing that.

Did you get the kind that can also make dinner? Wait, am I thinking of a microwave?

Just once. No reason to be sorry though. The only big loss was the money that went to the wedding.

Joke's on you, I got married in two of those years.