How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory... Is this what they call a 'dickpic'?
This has abd i believe but I think it doesn't get much dumber: an app that turns your phone into a pocket/hand warmer by maxing out the CPU with some stupid intense tasks. Maybe add a bonfire screensaver for best effects.
Respect for the dedication! And welcome on Lemmy!