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  • Horseshit. Legumes and avocados are vegetables.

  • I know some (genX) people who discovered a neat trick to dislodge all the contents of a vending machine. Involves at least two people and a 2x4. I wouldn't call what is done "shaking" per se, but you can be sure when the vending machine gets set back down, it feels mighty shaken up. And also empty.

    But that would be dangerous, so don't do it.

  • Meme.

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  • What tf kind of lame ass strawman is that? News flash: its usually cheaper to prepare your own food. Film at 11.

  • Who tf pays $15 for a sandwich? Y'all motherfuckers need to learn how to cook.

  • Choices

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  • I don't even know where to start.

  • I ended up just buying a box of them for each room in the house where I use them.

  • Gonna have to disagree with ya there, bud.

    Given how obese americans are, I'm kind of surprised you've never seen anyone do it. In my 20s, I could crush an XL and ask for seconds. I still eat a large by myself and I'm not an especially big person.

  • Also, I imagine gravity may compress us a bit.

  • Ads? Hmm. No, now that you mention it. I must be doing it wrong, because I never see ads.

    🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

  • All of history from corporations becoming a thing to present day.

    Corporations are people. The problem is that people are selfish greedy assholes.

  • My bank apps all work (though YMMV.) Ticket app worked (AXS.) I haven't actually used google pay or google wallet for anything to know if they work.

    Authy is the only miss I've found and it wouldn't have mattered if i hadnt been caught in the midst of migrating to another app for that when they decided to be assholes.

  • She somehow managed to perform worse with women than Biden did (53% vs 55%.)

  • The hanging chad would like a word with you.