I know some (genX) people who discovered a neat trick to dislodge all the contents of a vending machine. Involves at least two people and a 2x4. I wouldn't call what is done "shaking" per se, but you can be sure when the vending machine gets set back down, it feels mighty shaken up. And also empty.
Given how obese americans are, I'm kind of surprised you've never seen anyone do it. In my 20s, I could crush an XL and ask for seconds. I still eat a large by myself and I'm not an especially big person.
My bank apps all work (though YMMV.) Ticket app worked (AXS.) I haven't actually used google pay or google wallet for anything to know if they work.
Authy is the only miss I've found and it wouldn't have mattered if i hadnt been caught in the midst of migrating to another app for that when they decided to be assholes.
Horseshit. Legumes and avocados are vegetables.