harrys_balzac @ harrys_balzac @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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I just bought SAO Fatal Bullet for XBox and played it for 3-4 hours until I basically fell asleep at 6am with the controller in my hand.

After I drag my sorry self to the bathroom and put my laundry away, I'm going back in.

Is it the best game ever? No but it's engaging enough so far that I want to keep playing and see what else it has to offer

Gotta make a deposit at the porcelain ATM.

Obviously Kyle Shittenhouse had it coming by not endorsing Cheeto Dick Don and for having such a sweet, dickable hairy white booty.

Excuse me while I go throw up. That hurt to type out.

He also refuses to talk to his family anymore now that he's raking in the speaking fee money.

We need these to start popping up at his rallies

It hasn't quite worked correctly since Nicolas Cage found that clue to more treasure inside of it.

Only thing Shady Vance will be dropping is his pants at the Raymour & Flanagan Labor Day sale.

No, no. Let him cook. Draw out the traitors and fascists further so they can't ever walk it back.

Of course not. The Chiefs earn every penny by making the difficult decisions to keep stock prices up. /s

Sounds like you've met my ex-wife.

You could fling Rudy from just outside the state park and splatter him along Clifton Hill then.

Republican trash

Pollutes the soul of freedom

Vote and punch Nazis

I'm calling Hepatitis Fries

Thankfully I can't remember the title or author of the book. I only got six pages into it before I put it in the "return to the library" pile.

I think it was supposed to be a fantasy novel set in a medieval European alternate world.

It was first person and the MCs train of thought was trope and cliché filled drivel, including a multi paragraph description of an alcoholic drink made from potatoes and turnips. The author called it "voka."

That was the final straw.

Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.

Giuliani can't afford to go to Canada. Sadly, he probably wouldn't be able to find it even if you flung him over Niagara Falls with a trebuchet.

They're being told this is the best they have and they believe it.

Elon has used The Streisand Effect to punch himself in the nuts.

That's very generous, thinking Putin would ever stick his dick in any of these tankies' holes.

They're all just useful idiots, not even worth a bag of onions.