And if a guy runs through a school hallway waving a knife around, he'll get a concussion from a random student's backpack bonking him in the head.
Laser printers are especially handy if you rarely ever need to print anything, because they don't dry up and get clogged.
I support the civilians. Both governments can go slather themselves in honey and take a hike in bear country.
Meanwhile, both my nostrils are so dry they've got tumbleweeds blowing around in them.