half_built_pyramids @ half_built_pyramids @lemmy.world

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Jessie, we have to briss.

200 foreskins. It's in the spoiler. Saul said to David, "Get me 100 foreskins if you wanna bang my daughter."

David was like shit, I gotta impress dad and god. I'll kill double the amount of living breathing people just so I can cum in a lady I'm horny for.

Nevermind that Saul was motivated by fear that David was becoming more popular by winning battles. Saul gave the task because he hopped hoped David would die or fail. The way this is spun in Sunday school is that David was honoring god by showing he could overcome difficult tasks. David was honoring god by killing 200 people and slicing up some peepee.

Now take a bite of turkey and stare your uncle directly in the eye, asking through a mouth full of food, "You circumcised?"

Going on this journey yourself is part of the magic. Encourage your relatives to do the same.

Team peepoo

I like to bring up 1 Samuel 18:27.

“Alewdment chart by @DirtyEro”

Uninspired. Banal. This is the comedic step child of thinking nermal abuse is funny.

To the wolves, OP. Thumbs down.

Oh, I'm not just here for the cartoon porn.

Some are touched by Calliope and Melpomene. Their works reflect themselves. Great or low. In short, you can tell a lot about a person by what inspires them.

It was my sincere hope that OP unwittingly laid bare their soul when they went to bat for a jpeg with a 9x9 grid of nakies. This is the only kind of poetry you can find in the modern age.

I'm very thirsty in this wasteland and I need someone to show me this hot alignment grid so that I can judge it's its author. There is no other succor for me.

Okay, but where was the hot alignment chart?!

Let's see this alleged horny alignment chart. If it isn't hot enough then ill agree with mods giving you the boot.

Team peepee or team poopoo

Here's a shot at the balloon filling up with water explanation:

It's like two cars driving down a highway at night. You see the headlights from the car ahead of you illuminating the scenery, but you never catch up to them.

itt, lots of people who don't know shit about the glorified decision trees people call ai

Jennifer Down, white ass name

Here's what it looks like default web interface

https://imgur.io/M2VmcVa.png

Yeah, you can see that it's been edited. There's a little pencil that appears.

Edit: like this

Lol imagine being one of the people that helped invent this shit and because you aren't one of the two people named in other articles now you're 'colleagues' in quotes.

Are the "colleagues" in the room with us right now, sam?

There's an interesting late stage capitalism argument that eventually all the CEOs and boards will be at each other's throats. When infinite growth begins to slow the only way to increase profits is to takes someone else's. I'd argue a glorified chat bot is already evidence of the tech sector cannibalizing itself. The ai craze is respectfully relatively very young and its leaders are already stabbing each other in the back.

Bigly effort

Shit guys, you heard of Bing?

Article from 2020