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When you require more 'mechanical' in your keebler

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  • Finished with engine

    This is a mood

    • When you require more 'mechanical' in your keebler

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  • I bet there's actual gains to be made from the 8-way hat version of this keyboard.

    • What's the most basic thing you can't do?

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  • I'll never lead a nation with a microphone, a microphone

    • What's the most basic thing you can't do?

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  • What if they've got pedo tendencies and so it's good that they're not themselves. That'd be a good rom com. Some hot middle school teacher tries to get with her class but they keep dodging the sexual assault with Roblox Go or whatever.

    • What's the most basic thing you can't do?

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  • Most bread is bad anyway. Subway is a whole ass franchise built off of bad bread. I'm personally very happy I'll never have to eat another stale ass too-touhh chibada at some upscale burger place ever again. Knife and fork burgers 4 lyfe.

    • Are you a 'tankie'

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  • No.

    Granted, I'm not on lemmy.ml either.

    Maybe just yes or no isn't enough either. Maybe have someone post a picture of tanks in tienniemen square to prove they aren't a tanker.

    • Sounds like a good solution

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  • Lol this looks like something the hacker 4chan created as a gatcha for good morning America

    • World's first bioprocessor uses 16 human brain organoids for ‘a million times less power’ consumption than a digital chip

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  • a plug of your foreskin

    Can you use them to grow more dicks on your body like hair transplants?

    • I’m 43 but everyone at the workplace thinks I’m 25. Is this something I need to change?

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  • I like this one.

    • I’m 43 but everyone at the workplace thinks I’m 25. Is this something I need to change?

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  • Setup an accident that gets you sick or spills something on you, and oh no turns out it accelerates aging!

    Now your body is actually 43 even though you're 25.

    • The Internet Archive is under a DDoS attack

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  • The culture of editors can get toxic, but usually the content is still good.

    • Consumers are so demoralized by inflation and high rates they've given up on saving for the American Dream and are spending money instead, economist says

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  • This is literally a tool tip in the fascist parody helldivers 2.

    • You just call out my rule, and you know, wherever I am, I'll come running to see you again,...

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  • The Internet is ruined me. I keep looking for the hidden loss.

    • I'm so sick of every single medical-related question people have online constantly getting spammed with 'talk to your doctor!!!!'

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  • You're describing a problem with the health care system, not the problem with doctors.

    That being said, actually an unpopular and dangerous and stupid opinion. Upvoted.

    • Do we need to create increasingly more children for a stable economy?

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  • Japan's population has been in decline since about 2005 and they haven't exploded in a fireball yet.

    I think neo nataliam started as a very extreme view. I didn't think it was quite as sarcastic as A Modest Proposal, but it has the same vibe to me. I'd be suspicious of anyone talking it seriously at face value. Maybe they aren't being malicious, but they're at least unsophisticated.

    • What is the longest discontinuous marriage?

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  • What's the remarry time frame limit? We talking next day?

    • Soup

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  • Star Trek episode, Picard was pissed they got thawed

    • What did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?

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  • Bahaha, don't swallow tooth paste because of tooth bugs!??!!?! This is the best thing I've ever heard

    • [Serious] What is project 2025? What kind of risk is involved?

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  • lol

    • Rule

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  • "You could have stopped it." -grandma