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hakunawazo @ hakunawazo @lemmy.world
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If a vampire asks you if they may enter your home, and you answer "you may not" ...

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    • Canva charges you to make a circle

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  • Ligma too - in response to the company charging for circles.

    • Time travel is easy, it's just lame

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  • Ok so we need

    • Have you ever figured out someone's kink through the media they create?

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  • ❤️ 🦶

    • I welcome our new alien overlords

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  • Can't find your uncle.

    • Help me out: which looks better for the Duck - the neck tie or the bow tie?

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  • I've been used to the bow tie for a long time.

    • Twitter's filters for anybody out of the loop

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    • What realistically would happen if someone came back to life from the dead ?

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    • Exclusive—Chinese patents reveal aim to cut undersea cables

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  • It's like 30 years ago when my parents used the landline in the middle of a download - an act of war.

    • Photons

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    • When Rick Astley dies, no one will trust any links to his obituary.

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  • But will he run around and desert us?

    • This just in

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  • FIFY

    • New year, new stfu

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  • That's the best part about working out at home. Nobody silently judges you for your apparently short term New Year's resolution in January.

    • How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?

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  • I poured boiling noodle water over my foot, had a big blister there and couldn't walk in shoes for weeks. It's almost a year now but the skin is still itchy sometimes.

    • Checking in

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  • You need to mount your ears on top of your head like all successful people.

    • What fantasy thing would you like to happen to you?

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  • Hard agree, but the first image in my head was this:

    • So apparently you can just, type the word eject into bash and it will pop open your disk drive

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  • The finger guillotine.

    • JeSUS

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  • The whole "camel through eye of a needle" allegory is a hidden clue for anal obsession /s

    • Patrick Stewart is a true professional

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  • All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

    • Just to cheer you up

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  • Like Forrest Gump, only faster?