If You have problem with understanding what irony is, just think of Alanis' Morissettes "Ironic". The lyrics list examples of irony, while none of them actually are ironic, which makes the whole song a great example of irony.
NGL, looks pretty bad. Kinda like a US mcmansion. Having the option to put the main entrance anywhere, it goes straight into a wall in a narrow corridor.
OP needs a floppy drive. Who has one they don't use and can give it to OP?