hOrni @ hOrni @lemmy.world

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This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. "Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere". And nobody really cares about the grass.

What, no Jesus appeared? That's only a 7/10 tost.

Same. But i'm living in a 37m2 flat and can't afford a cat.

Do You think he has 2 dicks?

False. I'm a pussy.

Well now I have a new insecurity because I can't grow a mustache.

But Thanks did nothing wrong, he was the good guy in that story. Misunderstood, but he had the right idea.

As a person who doesn't want children. Watching Aliens, "why did she go back for the girl?"

Bin Laden? No. Putin? More than one.

I have it the same, but with beer.

And the only time they use the proper date format is their national holiday.

The guy is a bit too thin to be musk.

So we're trying to replace Ed Sheeran with a moth?

Dude, for the future. I don't have anything against Linux. I will probably switch myself in a couple of months. But if You want people to know about it, don't be a jackass. Don't be pretentious. You fucking asshole.

Windows, I ain't buying apple shit. So what?

Yeah, but later they let her get revenge.

https://www.emp-shop.dk/dw/image/v2/BBQV_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-master-emp/default/dwe2b85247/images/2/9/0/4/290494-emp.jpg?sw=1000&sh=800&sm=fit&sfrm=png

What?

Dude, common.

The operating system is already there when I buy the device.