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Tim Walz says he may run for president in 2028 despite failure of Harris campaign

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  • Like?

    • The best streaming service :)

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  • Those would make cool t-shirts .

    • I'm gonna need a new drink

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  • Me after every two steps of a Lego instruction.

    • Pokémon games have become consistently ugly, and it's alright to wish they weren't

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  • I didn't mind the graphics in Arceus, but the game was just boring. And hours of cutscenes which were only walls of text didn't help.

    • Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak.

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  • Fuck that. Starting tomorrow, I'm drinking even more. I don't wanna live to my 40s if it's gonna get even worse. Got almost 3 years to completely destroy myself and I'm sure as hell gonna try.

    • Trump vows to slap 25% tariffs on EU and claims bloc was ‘formed to screw US’

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    • Trump on calling Zelensky a dictator: ‘Did I say that?’

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  • Tomorrow he will say, he never said that, that's fake news.

    • ‘People spontaneously strip off and join us’: nude cyclists send message you don’t need to be buff

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  • Well, no. Just the pants will do. They make my ballsack not dangle between the seat and my thighs.

    • ‘People spontaneously strip off and join us’: nude cyclists send message you don’t need to be buff

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  • Wouldn't you crush your balls with every move of the leg? It's painful to even think about.

    • 1987

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  • Most of that looks like it already passed through a person once.

    • When you decide to have a cup of tea after a long day

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  • Should have ended with tossing the tea and filling the cup with whiskey.

    • This tub of shit

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    • Elizabeth Holmes fails to overturn her Theranos fraud conviction

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  • She looks too human compared to Zuckerberg.

    • wyd in this situation

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  • Tap green. Twice.

    • TIL Danny Trejo has a clause in his movie contracts that requires his villainous characters to die by the end of the film. He wants children to learn that crime doesn't pay.

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  • Was he a villain in that?

    • Heh

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  • This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.

    • TIL Danny Trejo has a clause in his movie contracts that requires his villainous characters to die by the end of the film. He wants children to learn that crime doesn't pay.

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  • I don't think children should watch Danny Trejo movies.

    • I knew it

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  • I don't think that's where Trump usually kisses Musk.

    • I knew it

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  • This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.

    • Current chain of command

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  • Who?