hOrni @ hOrni @lemmy.world

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Tipofmypenis was for finding porn.

Try "Put Your hands in the air, like You just don't care". That'll be on an appropriate level.

"It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust,

That really drives you insane"

I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.

The artist clearly wasn't a fan.

99 percent of what Trump says is false. Either because it's a deliberate lie, or because he doesn't know what he's talking about. Probably the only honest and true thing he said is that he would like to fuck his daughter.

I wish some woman would estronenize me.

How did ACA fail?

I'm pretty sure ACA was a big deal and a big achievement.

You could listen to him. He was the only decent president You had in my memory.

Post it to twitter and Facebook anyway. Well see how quickly they'll change their stance on fact checking.

Same when everything goes alright.

Ever talked to someone from Ireland?

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

This terrifies me. It would be even worse than the Reggae Realm.

I tried it. It works. I am now homeless.

"When You're born a whore You won't die a canary." "You are getting to it like a dog to a hedgehog."

Must be regional. I'm Polish and haven't heard the first one.