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Wait, wait, go back a second. Are the child death pits still an option? Can we retroactively volunteer ourselves?

What’s funny about Soylent green is that there are a few genuinely standout scenes and insightful existential conversations, but the only line ever referenced is “Soylent green is people.” The ads were apparently more culturally relevant than the movie.

“Let’s see what the tankies are talking about today!”

Why is no one talking about Nordstream and how unfair its destruction was to Russia?

“Alright, I’ve had my fill.”

iOS requires each network to individually be randomized, there’s no singular setting, unfortunately.

Your phone simply being in the store with Wi-Fi enabled makes you personally identifiable. A request for your email when they have your location, shopping habits, taste in electronics, estimated address, browsing habits, and your full appearance isn't shocking. That no one has pointed this out yet is a bit eye opening.

Is this really not well known? Bizarre.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

Pedophilia is bad.

Unless you’re careful about it, they ban you.

It really does make you much more approachable.

“But the Iraqi revolution was in 1958” I thought, missing the joke entirely.

Most of the modern stories are, essentially, about a severely neurotic genius athlete billionaire. Especially since the killing joke laid it out.

Black vest with brown shoes? Truly, god has abandoned the earth.

Penis magic became quite varied and popular in the forgotten realms for a time.

Going to a site with a terrible autoplay pseudo-podcast that refreshes on every new page is basically the MySpace experience. It’s incredibly difficult, by the way, for small projects to have their wikis deleted and wiki site staff are less than helpful. Always nice for a defunct wiki to rise to the top of search results when the project website hosts quite a bit more identically formatted information but without random penis based articles. I love that.

A million dollars across two decades as a senator is a relatively small sum, which leads one to question where the rest might be.

The farmer/decentralized tech enthusiast cross section is probably small. Actually, given their hurdles in jailbreaking tractors and right to repair being so important to so many, it could be higher than average. Huh.

It might be mildly infuriating for the owner of the car if they do it repeatedly. Isn’t this bad for your car’s suspension?

That’s so good, sissy. You got even better after I amputated your legs.

“We don’t intend to police the use of developing technologies at this time.”

That’s so good, sissy, blind that billionaire with your acidic piss.

“We cannot allow our children to be exposed to such grotesque videos.”

Don’t mind me, I’m just here to send you another notification.

I always get a little kick out of cute cats on catbox.moe