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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
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  • Same. NoLawns doesn't have to be expensive though. Just takes time.

  • I've always heard it as "so much money you can literally tell anyone fuck you" or buy something ridiculous with that money as a middle finger to others

  • I probably wouldn't quit my job because I like it. I probably wouldn't even tell many people I had that much money. My only debt is my mortgage so that would be gone. I'd probably buy a better house with an actual yard. Sell this house to my roommate for dirt cheap. (There's no way he'd just take it)

    Probably do some lying that my brother won some kind of raffle and give him a bunch of racecar parts. Shit maybe even sponsor a race team or two, gotta get the young kids back in the sport as all the old guys retire.

    I'd probably buy some land in another area, give myself a vacation house. But this wouldn't be immediate. Probably get a new car, mines pretty old. Build a greenhouse on my new property, have way too many rescue animals. Maybe even run a small rescue.

    All this is assuming I've already set myself up for retirement and I'm good to go with everything else.

  • What kind of racing? Idk what your finances are but depending on the series, it has gotten less expensive than it was in the 90s.

  • That's it? If you had fuck you money you'd do two chicks at the same time?

    I really hope I'm not the only one who read that in Lawrence's voice.

  • This post just makes me want to be friends with you lol

  • I've found the only people I know who have clean houses are: people without kids, people with house cleaners, people who's mental health issues make them want to clean. Everyone else just apologizes for their mess and moves on.

  • I wish my anxiety functioned like that. A mess makes me way more anxious but my ADHD tells me evening will take 92 hours so don't do it.

  • I wonder how my coworker would feel if I started labeling all our equipment with Futurama references

  • I'd like to think that that 5 second interaction kept you from getting run over or something later on

  • If you're not stretching daily, you're gonna hate life. I'm also not stretching daily so uhhh do as I say not as I do? Lol

  • Yeah that's actually how I ended up on Reddit back in the day. All the damn buzz feed articles. I just decided to cut out the middle man.

  • I usually adopt. Call them by the name they were given (unless it's really stupid then I'll try to think of one) wait a few weeks, a nickname usually presents itself aaaaand that's the new name. They're not always winners but, when the damn dog only response to "Ass Clown" you're kinda locked in =\

  • I was thinking, "is this the thing? The first thing all the reddit people get to see coming to Lemmy? Is this history???"

    But seriously, WTF

  • Yay Superbowl is one of my favs

  • I personally think I spent more time on TROLLxchromosomes lol