Remember to hack your governor module

I don’t fucking care.

They’re gonna have the day they voted for. I am completely out of any fucking sympathy for idiots who vote against their own interests and well being. Entirely fucking done.

That is just… a comical level of misrepresentation of the nature and context of Rutte’s commentary.

It continues to blow my mind that this was considered a “kid’s show”, and had daytime airing slots (along with courage the cowardly dog).

Oh yeah don’t worry - they’re already foaming at the mouth

Lmao dude who stans for North Korea, honestly? I bet you’re gonna tell me the best party is a juche party, because a juche party is mandatory

Send more blue shells

SHORT

Yeah. You’re gonna want to at the very least test out living in an area like that for a month or two before you uproot your life.

Or maybe they did proofread it, but nobody actually knew or cared that the data was wrong because they fired all the epidemiologists and pharmacologists and chemists and so on who know what the fuck they’re doing.

It’s pronounced “Republicans”

Now typically, I’m against open-air above-ground nuclear tests, but I would make an exception in this case

People “give away” date rape drugs all the time.

GOP:

hey, I know, we’ll just… not follow the rules

…what…?

Attorneys can and do hire independent investigators in the course of their work.

Iirc, the US Marshals report to the judiciary. So just task the Marshals with securing the guys safety, because there are credible threats being made against him. The fact that it’s ICE is somewhat immaterial.

lol this is like when someone signs their text message as if it’s a letter

It was a pretty obvious shot at social engineering, which in the context of orangeboi, is generally a fairly shrewd way to play it