gravitas_deficiency @ gravitas_deficiency @sh.itjust.works

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lol ok buddy

https://youtu.be/G4hCSQpEFx4

Yeah, the establishment is panicking.

Keep calm and stay on message. Scare tactics are starting to get played out - on the blue side, at least.

I continue to be impressed by Teen Vogue. To think that they’d become a genuine pillar of journalism is… well, I didn’t have it on my bingo card, but I’ll take it.

Jesus fucking christ they’re gonna try to do another fucking crusade in the modern day. I can’t even.

If there’s a real world screen showing a real world ad to you, you’ve got to be really careful not to lean against the screen with a broken spark plug or some other sort of ceramic shard, because you could easily shatter the screen and make it really hard for you and other people to be advertised to 👉👈🥺

I mean, I know that. I’m just pointing out that it’s hilarious in the extreme when Roberts whinges about how “nobody respects the court” and professes to care so deeply about his and the court’s legacy, when it’s blindingly clear that six of them do not even give the most minuscule sliver of a fuck.

I’m genuinely baffled at all of the hand-wringing about his legacy that Roberts is doing.

Like, dude: the decisions you and your Tribunal of Six are handing down are taking a fucking sledgehammer to any semblance of judicial integrity and independence that remained. People think you’re irredeemably biased because it is nakedly obvious that you’re irredeemably biased. Your legacy is going to be “one of the people who played a central role in the destruction of the first American Republic”. You were one of the central characters who failed to keep the republic. You will get no quarter or adulation from historians, decades from now. It’s entirely likely you’re ushering in an era of American balkanization, and who the fuck knows how that’s gonna pan out, because we store a LOT of our nukes in the poor as fuck red states. We are entering an era of chaos, and you were one of the primary players who got us here. There is no redemption for you or your ilk. You will be the “bad guy” in the history books. You are hated. You will be reviled throughout history. You will be a counterexample. Your progeny will be shamed for generations, and you deserve it.

Ok where can I find a crochet blue shell because that’s pretty rad

Lmao holy shit, could you imagine if the other Mario brother gets acquitted and then Mamdani gets him to sign on as some sort of high-level city official? Honestly, considering the caliber of human that the current regime is appointing at the national level, we could do a damn sight worse than “some random engineer who got thrust into the spotlight, likely framed, and is now the patron saint of Healthcare as a Human Right”

10/10, no notes

So kind of this guy to give Mamdani an incredible basis for an ad campaign.

Like, for real, does this rich fuck not understanding that the vast majority of the American populace wants to see more blue shells? Honestly, how could it be more clear? All Zohran has to do is something like:

There’s an old proverb that says you should judge a person by the enemies they’ve made. Well, I’ve made an enemy of the billionaire Bill Ackman, and he’s pledged a blank check to whoever runs against me. But, there’s good news: votes decide elections, not money. I’m not listening to the money. I’m listening to the voters. I’m listening to you. Let’s win this together.

I’m gonna need you to take about 20% off the top there bud

I mean, that was part of the sales pitch the regime used, wasn’t it?

This is essentially just further entrenchment of the imperial executive theory.

Methinks I’m gonna explore getting the fuck out of here for good.

Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

Just draw where you want it to go with a sharpie ezpz

You know what?

Go ham. The south Atlantic coast and the gulf coast voted for this. Now comes the “find out” part. I am genuinely out of fucks to give. Enjoy your hurricanes and the non-response you’ll get from the now-gutted FEMA. See if I fucking care. Have fun machine-gunning your own foot.

Lmfao what the shit is happening this is wild. It’s like they just decided to find all the ideas that are dumber than what started the 08 recession, and use them.

You’re a great tool

muttering _{thanks Obama}