grasshopper_mouse @ grasshopper_mouse @lemmy.world

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We had an optional secret santa in 5th grade, meaning no kid was forced to participate if they didn't want to. It ran the month of December, you were supposed to give 1 gift a week. The first week I got nothing. The second week I got a single marble. The 3rd week I got a single pencil. The 4th and final week I got a tin of Royal Dansk Danish butter cookies. As a 5th grader, it was the biggest fucking letdown, especially when all the other kids were getting candy, toys, etc, every week.

2/3 cereal, 1/3 milk

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...Zavala, is that you?

I use it to gather recipes, workout routines, pictures of cats, and cool artwork. I also have a "board" full of pictures of stuff from my childhood that I look at if I'm wanting some nostalgia.

NO.

Omg no

I was 18, my over-21 friend bought me an another friend some Bailey's Irish cream. We snuck it into a movie theater and drank it while watching the movie (I don't remember what it was). Good times!

Hah, I suck at math so I use it all the time

Sometimes I can't believe I survived driving in NJ for a year

Omg, I had an ex that did this too and it gave me a heart attack every time. I totally did the same ghost brake thing too, I couldn't help it.

My math teacher: "You can't walk around with a calculator in your pocket!"

Well well well, look at me NOW, Mr. York!

I use a PS4 controller and I have my index fingers on L1/R1 bumpers and my middle fingers on L2/R2 triggers.

I think there wasn't enough Nazi killing in Inglorious Basterds. Would have been better if there were more scenes of the group just really mowing those fuckers down, like a Nazi killing montage or something, but multiple times. I wanna see Nazi killing on a brutality level that's equal to scenes of carnage from The Boys.

For real. Or they remove the weapons and sell them separately, or the figurines from Lego sets. Special place in Hell for those people.

Some asshole Transformers action figure sellers on eBay who DISASSEMBLE THE FIGURES AND THEN SELL EACH PIECE SEPARATELY. Fuck those people, seriously.

I don't , it'll just make me cry harder and longer and that's exhausting

My father and his wife still do this. I enjoy letting them bicker about dumb shit for five minutes before pulling out my phone and saying "OK, Google..." so they can hear the results and then get mad at each other and the internet for the answer.

5 or 6. I don't remember if I figured it out myself or if someone just told me the truth, but I do remember that I quickly started asking my parents if all the other magical beings were real too (Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc).

I have some spices that are probably pushing 10+ years old that are fine tossed, they're probably just less flavorful than fresh ones.