Skip Navigation

Posts
0
Comments
117
Joined
2 yr. ago

  • I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Entertainment Center/Speaker/Corporate Surveillance Device for the one room in my house that is the least comfortable, has the worst acoustics, and has the strongest expectation of privacy, and also I can't just put a regular Alexa in like a plastic bag or something because I blew my plastic bag budget on a fucking app-controlled toothbrush or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be, jesus christ

  • Oh, yeah, I saw a documentary about those once, from the '50s. I Love Lucy, they called it...

  • ohhhh, and it's your piss that produces the mercury? that is cool.

  • what are the odds, that was my nickname in college

  • Maybe, but on further reading...

    Saynewsy is a Professional News Platform. Here we will provide you only interesting content, which you will like very much. We're dedicated to providing you the best of News, with a focus on dependability and News. We're working to turn our passion for News into a booming online website. We hope you enjoy our News as much as we enjoy offering them to you.

    Copyright © 2022 BlogName.

    ...I have some concerns about the reputability of this particular outlet in general.

    Edit: ... and the header at the top of the page is just the default logo for that blogspot theme, the dates are in French, the "Contact Us" form says "We will revert you as soon as possible", and the Facebook link at the bottom leads to a page named "Painting Art" with one post from September 2023. Yeah, I dunno about this one, fellas.

  • I hear that's the same way they came up with Goldman Sachs, Johnson & Johnson, and Microsoft

  • Shit, an emulator getting taken down for... actual copyright infringement? You don't see that every day.

  • Well your corp don't dance and if it don't dance then it's no friend of mine

  • To say nothing of the whole, y'know, "grafting experimental hardware directly into peoples' brains" thing.

  • "Djinn", specifically, being the correct word choice. We're way past fun-loving blue cartoon Robin Williams genies granting wishes, doing impressions of Jack Nicholson and getting into madcap hijinks. We're back into fuckin'... shapeshifting cobras woven of fire and dust by the archdevil Iblis, hiding in caves and slithering out into the desert at night to tempt mortal men to sin. That mythologically-accurate shit.

  • does that mean that 36x1025 Scaramuccis is equal to one ronnaRonna?

  • I mean... Five minutes before the slap, he was sitting in his front-row seat at an internationally-televised award ceremony where he had just been nominated for two of the most coveted honors in cinema. I dunno if he was that bad off.

  • Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida

    Holy shit. I've figured it out. I've cracked the master plan.

    "Um, excuse me, stolen classified documents piled high to the rafters in my bathroom? I believe that's the New York attorney general's bathroom, athankyouverymuch. Case dismissed!"

    This makes the fairly generous assumption that the man is capable of planning, but whatever.

  • I was gonna make some joke like "is one of them 'being pressured into taking out a predatory loan at age 17?'", but then I went to actually read the article, missed the "Continue Reading" button, and mistook the list of "Trending Now" links at the bottom of the page for the qualifying factors... I was very confused as to why:

    1. Your 50-year-old mom building a $1.3B startup
    2. Being a 29-year-old making $125,000 working in tech without a bachelor’s degree
    3. The value of bitcoin being 'halved', or
    4. Nvidia stock prices soaring over the past 5 years

    Would qualify someone for debt forgiveness. Hell, I was confused why your billionaire mom would let you take out student loans to begin with. I thought billionaires loved nepotism. And who's this guy with student loans without a bachelor's degree? Needless to say, I had assumed the whole administration had lost its mind.

    ("being pressured into taking out a predatory loan at age 17" is not, explicitly, one of the 17 factors.)

  • he's stationed up in Stuttgart so he's gotta make do with the cheapo European crayons, they always skimp on the lead in those things