glizzyguzzler @ glizzyguzzler @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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A true connoisseur

That classic clang on the first bite, that’s the stuff🤤🤤

Nut butters are egregiously dense in caloriesJOULES, they’re ideal for getting crunkedbourré on ENERGY (I localized the sentence for French-speakers)

Hinged Pbj is an integral part of many people’s childhoods, makes sense {I only shitpost reposts}

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/6398153 The world’s top scientists have already solved it luckily!

Just generic ad injury lawyers that operated in Lake Erie NY, there’s lore about them but they’re basically rich dudes so who cares about that. Their billboard is a fine vehicle for the joke, which I of course yoinked and did not make

Vine boom sound effect plays in my head when I sit down and see a sweet section and then it blasts again when there’s a savory section to the right of it

Mom would be proud

TTFA (time to fall asleep) is such a huge efficiency drop in my opinion. Wish i could just have a wile e coyote style cartoonishly giant mallet I could bonk myself in the head with and just pass the fuck out immediately ya know, I got shot to do not lie around

Oh that’s some good city builder action😩😩

Correct community, the only rule is you must post if you come here! And this is… a post🦀

Holy hell that’s a well spelled out recipe, thanks for including the staging plans as well! Ima get lit on this asap

It’s the only sure fire way to win a debate on nihilism with a nihilist 🤷‍♀️ only a fool snatches defeat from the jaws of victory

The dream✨✨

“LIE FLAT” OK 3 PIECES FLAT WILL COVER MY FLAAAAAAT

Let’s not even get into the duckin square footage I need to line dry all that bullshit fuck

ah you haven’t had to deal with women’s clothing I see. A significant portion is hand wash only, esp if it’s even vaguely nice. Tho some random regular shit is still slapped with hand wash only.

So you’ve got a ton of hand wash only stuff, and you live in a shack because that’s all you can afford in this society. So you have the kitchen sink (gotta clean the sink real good, an extra hassle) or a collapsible (collapses in use on occasion) wash bin to do hand wash in, yet you have a ton of wash to hand wash.

So you channel shadow and divine what is machine washable and what isn’t to bring the hand wash burden back to reasonable!

Vaporize that spine BABYYYYYYY

Alas, I am potato

Look the ford pinto was peak engineering at the time, it was as safe as it got back then🤷‍♀️